Twaddle You and the rest of your Jockeys would ultimately benefit by such action. Kirkspringer And how would that be, Mister Twaddle? Do enlighten us. Twaddle You could dress up in your national attire Kirkspringer Kilts no doubt? Twaddle Correct, Dear! Yes!-- Dress up in kilts and we, the English would charge tourists to stand on Hadrian ' s Wall and study your race behaviourism. You would, needless to say, receive seventeen and a half percent of such revenue. Kirkspringer And the Welsh!-- Mister Twaddle, how do you propose keeping them in crammed into the small island of Anglesey? Twaddle Ah! The Welsh from Welsh Wales again is it? I do believe there is a natural boundary in the form of the Menai Straights. Rearmament of the grand castle at Conway in the form of cannon refurbishment should dissuade those inclined towards escape. Kirkspringer Only a fool would believe a whole nation could live in such cramped space without the threat of starvation. Twaddle Soup Kitchens, Madam, if it works for the inhabitants of the great metropolis of London it will work for an insignificant little Welsh Island. Kirkspringer But surely, my Leading Light: Surely, you would extend to the Welsh the same courtesy, as you would do to the Scots? Would you not consider allowing them the freedom of the whole of Wales. Surely the deepening Offa ' s Dike would prevent escape and your bold English compatriots could watch the fair folk dancing in Celtic dress and clogs- from the safety of the English side? Twaddle Sofia ' s Dyke would be too costly to fill with water. Kirkspringer OFFA ' S DYKE- Mister Twaddle. I think you will find that the correct name is OFFA ' S DYKE. Pickles The little man with the fat ass does not take kindly to being told he is wrong. Twaddle
Is it not policy in your profession, Madam, to check your facts before proceeding to open your mouth? I believe that you will find: after the visit of the renowned Miss Sofia Tucker, on the fifth of April nineteen hundred and forty two, that dyke was renamed SOFIA ' S DYKE- in her honour. Kirkspringer The depth of your knowledge amazes me, Sir. Twaddle Thank you, child. Pickles Twaddle then turned to the crowd: Twaddle Have we anyone here from Ireland? Pickles Bill Gargoyle raised a drumstick. Twaddle Make up your mind man. Are you an Ulsterman or a Duck- Bill- Paddy – Puss? Do you like it friends? My sense of humour is much appreciated by the opposite sex.