The Goddess of Bran Muffins ( c ) 2024 2 .
JOANNE Zeus . I should be interviewing Zeus . Who ended up with that interview ?
MARY I don ’ t know . Williams got Apollo . And I think Holt is interviewing Poseidon .
JOANNE Did Brokaw get Zeus ? I ’ ll bet Brokaw got Zeus .
MARY Possible , but I haven ’ t heard anything .
JOANNE Meanwhile , I ’ m sure Kelly Clarkson is doing “ fashion tips with Aphrodite .” And I hear Athena ’ s on the Kardashians .
MARY I ’ m pretty sure that ’ s just a rumor .
JOANNE And who do I get stuck with ? Demeter . The goddess of bran muffins . Can we kill the lights for a bit ? I ’ m spritzing .
Kill the lights .
MARY ( calling off )
The LIGHTS SHIFT .
MARY Did you have a chance to go over the questions this morning ?
JOANNE Yes . I want to tweak a few of them . Anything to make this interview interesting .
MARY Joanne . Uh . Ms . Michelson . She ’ s a Greek goddess . An actual goddess . It ’ s going to be interesting .