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JOANNE Their appearance has caused a worldwide frenzy of debate , as theologians , historians , and politicians try to determine exactly what they are and what their return means . But whatever they are , they ' re here . The Greek gods are real . Join me , Joanne Michelson , this Sunday , when I interview Demeter , the goddess of the harvest in , a Timeline exclusive at eight , seven central on TFC , with ...
MARY Cut . What ’ s wrong , Joanne ?
JOANNE Who wrote this introduction ? “ Try to determine exactly what they are ” followed by “ whatever they are ?” It ’ s redundant . And the word “ Demeter ” doesn ’ t show up until nearly the end . You always break with the new information first . Any journalism student will tell you that . It ’ s terrible , Mary .
We can rework it .
MARY
JOANNE And I ’ m not sure “ goddess of the harvest ” is going to get us any views . We need to stick with name brands people will recognize . Maybe ... sister of Zeus ? Everyone knows Zeus .
MARY I ’ ll check with the network , but I don ’ t think they ’ ll have a problem with it .
JOANNE Oh , that ’ s the interview I should have had .
What ?
MARY