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VENUS What ?! Gross , I don ’ t want your humans ! They ’ re probably , like , what ’ s killing you .
I ’ m sorry my humans are not-
-MARS ! ( beat ) It ’ s Mars ’ turn .
EARTH
SUN
MARS FINALLY ! Earth , my dear sweet sister . I should get your things-
-people . -
EARTH
MARS -People , because I am actually better than them . I rotate 24 hours , have seasons , and polar ice caps . Just like you . So your people won ’ t even notice a difference once they ’ re transferred here !
EARTH Well … It ’ s hard to argue with that logic . But I still wanna hear from everyone else . Jupiter , it ’ s your turn .
Me ? Nah man , I ’ ll pass .
JUPITER
SUN
Um , I don ’ t really think that ' s how this works .
Yeah you can ’ t do that . Everyone has to go .
MARS
JUPITER Venus didn ’ t have to take her turn ! Besides , I don ’ t want your stupid things-
EARTH -PEOPLE ! THEY ARE PEOPLE ! AND WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING THEM “ THINGS ” THEY . ARE . NOT . -