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Dang bro , that ’ s dark .
So you ’ re saying I can ’ t have them …?
No … Sorry but I-
MERCURY
EARTH
MERCURY -YOU KNOW WHAT ?! FORGET IT !! I NEVER WANTED YOUR STUPID THINGS-
-People ! -
EARTH
MERCURY -WHATEVER !!! I NEVER WANTED THEM ANYWAY !!! HAVE FUN TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE BETTER THAN ME !
( MERCURY stands and storms out . Then comes back in , flips a chair , then storms out again . Beat .)
WELL . At least he was … Passionate !
Passionate ?! He was totally psycho !!
SUN
MARS
( beat .)
Venus , you ’ re up next .
SUN
( VENUS is not paying attention and has been on her phone / taking selfies the whole time . SUN clears his throat and VENUS looks up .)
What ?
VENUS
SUN It ’ s your turn to tell Earth why you should get her people .