Pauza Magazine Winter & Spring 2006 | Page 5

P a g e 5 But we were the exceptions. There were probably only about 10 PCVs with some form of motorized transportation. The rest used the largely unscheduled buses but mostly they hitchhiked. Hitching was dead easy and usually faster and more reliable than the buses. Most of the time it involved sitting in the back of an open pick-up truck or if it was really crowded, standing up! That’s an experience not to be missed. I won’t even attempt to describe how this worked managing to keep people from falling out while bouncing over rough dirt roads through the bush – it was a joint effort. Out of Site/Out of Country Policy: Say what? More like an “out of site, out of mind” policy. There was no policy that we were aware of so we pretty much went wherever we wanted whenever we wanted. Like any other job, we had to get approval from our work supervisor, but Peace Corps didn’t figure into this equation at all. Given the absence of any kind of communicatio n system, if the Peace Corps Office had tried to contact all PCVs it probably would have taken a week just to find half of us. They could have found another 25% of us quickly if they’d thought to enter South Africa and check the beaches and a few more if they scoured the red light district in Johannesburg. Ahhh, for a return to those innocent days before the threat of global terrorism, the surveillance of cell phones, and the proliferation of truly dangerous communicable diseases. Site Visits from Peace Corps Staff: I’d heard rumors of these but never actually had one myself. We figured if you got a site visit you must have done something really, really bad like stolen a cow, insulted a chief or eaten with your left hand. The staff members were happy to stay in the capitol and we were generally happy to have them stay there. This leads me to the subject of “Spooky Volunteers.” With the advent of mobile phones, email and site visits, they seem to have disappeared. A “Spooky Volunteer” was the weird guy who surprised us by actually making it out of Staging and getting on the plane. He then survived PST, was sworn in, promptly disappeared into the bush (his job site?) and was not seen again by anyone until the COS Conference (if he showed up at all). By then no one recognized him because (a) we’d forgotten that he even existed and (b) he’d lost 40 lbs., grown a beard, was wearing a wildebeest skin and 10 lbs of beads and had P A U 3 A ! dreadlocks smeared in animal fat and red mud. He now answered only to the name Nhlanhla Maphanga. Housing: All Volunteer housing was provided by the Government of Swaziland which meant nothing could have been more inconsistent. A few Volunteers lived in traditional mud huts with thatched roofs and no amenities whatsoever. Most lived in “government housing” which consisted of a small concrete block building with a cement floor and a corrugated metal roof. There were usually 2 bedrooms, a main room and a kitchen. More often than not there was neither water nor electricity. The stove burned wood and the house was shared with another government worker, occasionally another PCV. All bathing and clothes washing was done in plastic basins with water hauled from a community well or standpipe. And then there was my house, a threebedroom two-bath ranch style house with a flagstone patio, and fireplace, on about 2 acres. It had a guest cottage, hot water, a gas stove, electricity and a small swimming pool that had been hand dug and built by Peace Corps and IVS Volunteers about three years earlier. For part of my service I shared the house with an Irish volunteer and for the rest I lived alone - that is if you don’t count the endless stream of PCVs who came to visit, some traveling for several hours just to get a hot shower. Now you can see why I was so happy not to receive any site visits.