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Vol. LV Iss. XOX
The 12th of
Never, 2006
Hot New
Musician to Kick
Off World Tour
In Skopje!! (p. 7)
Fishing at an ALL-TIME HIGH in Vardar!
(AP) W ell, all you fine fisherman listen up, because this month is your month for
the grandest of all sports! And, no, we’re not talking midget tossing—we’re talking FISH! So, grab your bait, grab your rod, and head out to the Stone Bridge
where, on May 1, there will be a contest (sponsored by SITEL) to see who can
catch the biggest grouper out there! A fish skara will follow. Come one, come
all, just don’t come with an attitude; frankly, we don’t serve your kind here.
In This Issue:
AO Jim Carl to become new James Bond……………………………..p. 6
PC MAK office to be relocated inside Kale…………………………...p. 49
TEFL vs. CD lacrosse game canceled due to apathy…………………p. 129
Ramstore now hiring monkeys as baristas in all café-bars…………..p. 385
Barnes & Noble opening smallest store ever in Vinica……………….p. 583
PC Bulgaria really Club Med (all PCVs receive masseuses)…………p. 764
J-Lo claims to be “enamored” with friendly Balkan lifestyle………..p. 1979
Whatcha gon’ do with all that junk, all that junk inside yo trunk?....p. 2006
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