Pauza Magazine Winter 2011 | Page 8

GUESS WHICH VOLUNTEER SAID THAT!!By Sarah Goldberg It’s time for our favorite game of misdirection, introspection, and verbal deflection. It’s GUESS THE QUOTE!!!! Can you match up these typical quips with one of our faaaaavorite volunteers!?! Quote One: Who said... “There is only one thing I like to do after a long day of teaching... and that is hide from the ghost who lives in my dining room.” Was it… a) Joany Yi b) Nicolas Carlisle c) Jane Clark d) Stephen Kutzy Quote Two: Who said... “How can I be this dead sexy. So sexy. No seriously, there should be a law or something.” Was it... a) CJ Bruce b) Dan Pickel c) Christine Moore d) Stephen Kutzy Ok folks, now they’re getting harder... Quote Three: Who said... “I will skin this cow, gospodnok, but I shall not make from its carcass straps to hasten my journey, for I would lay down my life next to this fair milk mine rather than be thought to flee into forests deep in shoes.” Was it... a) Ashley Dowd b) Jori Peterson c) Natty Hussy d) Stephen Kutzy Quote Four: Who said... “Whatever you do, just please don’t make me be the baby bear again! You don’t need to tuck me in. I can put my jammies on myself!”. Was it... a) Justin Boutwell b) Phil Guthrie c) Paul Guthrie d) Stephen Kutzy Quote Five: Who Said... “If you’re not feeling integrated once you hit the tarmac, you need to go home.” Was it... a) Ricky Burmester b) Maggie Davies c) John Enrico d) Stephen Kutzy