Pauza Magazine Summer 2013 | Page 41

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Timeless Wisdom

Dear Philche, e

I start every morning with a tall glass of gazoza, a tin of pashteta on toast, and a freshly bought seven days croissant.

” ite a lady. I have a girl I am hoping to I am getting desperate. How did you r tricks do you recommend?

Sincerely, Gone-Fishin’
uccess are trickery and dishonesty. I, hat I’ m going to be a Foreign Service bribing someone to pose as an invesives my najdobra riba the impression tined to lead a financially sustainable se, I say invent a backstory including ing high school, a brief stint in investseeking more out of life, and maybe an be downloaded and your prey will et deceitful and you’ ll catch a big one.
How am I supposed to continue my service once our Country Director Stephen Kutzy leaves? I don’ t know how to be a PCV without his guidance and wisdom.
Dear Sheep,
Sincerely, Lost Sheep
I’ ve given this a lot of thought and I think it calls for a bit of collective action and brinkmanship. Stephen is answering the call of Peace Corps, to go where he’ s told. We all know he’ s committed to his volunteers and will be a boon to those arriving in Kosovo, but he’ s not the type to turn his back when his people need him. I’ m therefore formally asking all MAK 15s, 16s, and 17s to join me on August 15, 2013 in Early Terminating unless he agrees to stay until December 1st of this year( at which point I’ ll be gone and won’ t care about your problems anymore). It’ s a drastic measure, but it’ s our only hope.
I’ m counting on you... Philche
Dear Philche, What’ s with the cray cray weather in Macedonia? t” every morning?
Sincerely, Left Foot
lass of gazoza, a tin of pashteta on s croissant. Knowing that I’ m treating rgy and drive to tackle anything that
Dear Raymond( re-watch Rain Man if you don’ t get that...),
Sincerely, Rain Man
A lot of people think it is global warming, some just chalk it up to normal variations in the climate over time, but I actually think this is all related to Skopje 2014. Recognizing that tourists pick destinations based on the number of statues per capita AND the number of rainbows likely to be encountered during a trip, the government has undertaken a cloud seeding project to maximize the number of days with rainfall. Unofficial estimates already show the number of visitors in Skopje has tripled.
Gazing at the New Face of Macedonia, Philche
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