Pauza Magazine Summer 2013 | Page 40

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Modern Problems

From trusted advice columnist Phil Guthrie, MAK 15
Dear Philche,
I have watched everything on my hard drive. What do you recommend I watch now?
Dear Popcorn,
Dear Philche,
Sincerely, Got Popcorn?
Turkish Soap Operas. Frankly, they’ re the pinnacle of television achievement. The winding plot lines, the almost unbelievable emotions, and the fact that since I can’ t understand half of it means that I can make up my own dialogue as I go along, make watching“ As Time Goes By” and“ Asi” better than Star Wars and Citizen Kane combined. Throw away your hard drive, pop the corn, and strap yourself in for a roller coaster.
Surfing the Channels, Philche
You seem like a man of adventure- with only 4 months left in Macedonia, what are some of your favorite places that you’ ve been in your 3 years here? And where do you recommend I spend all my vacation days?
Dear Philche,
You seem to have caught yourself qu woo. I’ ve been here almost a year and reel in your dobra riba and what tips o
Dear Angler,
In romance, as in life, the keys to s for example, have created the fiction t Officer. The lie has gone so far as me tigator for a security clearance. This g that I’ m reliable, employable, and des life with a touch of prestige. In your ca a few state soccer championships dur ment banking that left you well off but a poetic side( a lot of obscure poems c be none the wiser). Get creative, but g
Packing away the rod and reel, Philche
Dear Adventurous,
Sincerely, Looking for Adventure
Dear Philche, What gets you started on the“ right foo
It depends on what you want out of your vacation. Excitement? Relaxation? Good food? Massive parties? Whatever it is, the answer is the same: spend every hour of free time at the Skopje City Mall! That’ s right; under one roof you can have a 200 denar Skopsko, bowl a couple of games with your friends, catch the latest blockbuster, duck your head into a chocolate fountain, eat at Burger King, spend your monthly allowance at Carrefour, and in general violate the very spirit of Peace Corps service.
Filling out a vacation request, Philche
Dear Lefty,
I start every morning with a tall g toast, and a freshly bought seven day my body right really gives me the ene confronts me.
With High Cholesterol and Diabetes, Philche
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