Volume 3 issue 2
Horoscopes
Fall 2005
PAU3A!
Submissions Editor:
Rachel Wilkinson,
Layout and Design:
Doug Urquhart,
David Fox
Pau3a! Is the Peace
Corps Macedonia quarterly Magazine. Send
subscriptions to:
Pau3a!
c/o Peace Corps
Oslo 6
1000 Skopje
Republic of Macedonia
Libra: (Sept. 23-Oct. 23) Upon hearing a
million declarations about the history of
this land, you now wonder: If the Ottomans were here for five centuries, why
couldn’t Alexander Makedonski do anything about them.
Taurus: (April 20-May 20) Hey, you
don’t even like to read your horoscope.
Caught you peeking now did we? This
month you’ll discover why there is so
much trash around: people put it there.
PEACE CORPS MACEDONIA
Aries: (March 21-April 19) You will
discover a routine for your free time
here: lots of pirated DVDs and cheesy
airport novels.
Scorpio: (Oct. 24-Nov. 21) Should your
counterpart tell you that avian flu is
caused by promaja, consider a site
change.
Gemini: (May 21-June 21) You will
notice that the rakia your host-family
gave you is now also available without a
prescription at Rite Aid for minor cuts
and abrasions.
Sagittarius: (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Those
Turkish coffee grounds at the bottom of
your mug predict nothing except that the
mug needs to be washed.
Cancer: (June 22-July 22) Life has become easier now that you’re jogging;
people barely have time to harass you in
complete sentences while you pass them.
Capricorn: (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) You will be
reminded how small the world really is
here when a neighbor hears word of your
best PCV friend marrying a Macedonian
before it reaches you.
Leo: (July 23-Aug. 22) You will find
that being perceived as a spy surprisingly makes life seem more romantic.
Aquarius: (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Now that
your Macedonian is improving, words
like kombe, gjezve, mobilen, prodavnica,
and rabota are now part of your everyday
English.
Virgo: (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) If you have
met your soul mate, hold onto this person like you hold the seat of a taxi in
rush-hour Skopje. If you haven’t, keep
your eye out next time you take the city
bus.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) On the next
bus ride, while listening to turbo-folk,
you will realize that anything too ridiculous to be said is sung.
In this Edition:
The Helpfulness of Mad Libs
Rachel Wilkinson
P.3
Why Macedonia
Jesse Warner
P.13
How to Judge a Person by
Their Handshake
Shaun Morrell
P.4
U.F.O. # 4 – “The Grab
Bag”
Shaun Morrell
P.14
Muggles Simply Mad Over
Harry Potter Biographies!
By: Tarinthia Groban,
P.5
Fun and games
Secondary Project-A Real
Peace Corps Day
Marilyn Wheeler
P.7
You might br MAK 9 if P. 15
Match
Knitting with Nesser
Vanessa Perry
P.8
To do list for PCVs... P 15
Mad Libs… P. 20
Sour Grapes
David Fox
P.9
Babba in the Village P.15
Timothy
Camp GLOW - Girls Leading Our World
Marilyn Wheeler
P.10
Something in the Ajvar
Erika Steiger
P.13
Guest writer
12 Letters of Christmas P.16
Blackbird
P.19
P.20
Wordfind
P.17
Sneeches
P. 21
Crossword
P.18
Answers
P.21