OMG Digital Magazine OMG Issue 286 7th December 2017 | Page 5

OMG Digital Magazine | 286 | Thursday 7 December 2017 • PAGE 5
Confessions
I don’t know
how to lace
my shoes
I’m 16 years old and I don't know how to tie my shoes.
I live every day in fear of someone telling me my shoes aren’t laced and
wait for me to do them. No one but my mom knows about it.
I love eating
RAMEN NOODLES DRY
I just love it. Totally addicted. I love the crunchiness and salty flavor. Mmmmm dry ramen noodles!
Ramen noodles are the foodstuff of legend. Before they were a packet of instant, dried-and-fried
noodles microwaved by college students, they were painstakingly pulled by Japanese chefs that
exactingly honed their craft.
I do not want to
leave home!
I'm paranoid.
I have really bad anxiety. If I stay up later than my 10 pm, I ALLWAYS
go absolutely crazy. I feel like there's gonna be some crazy shooting or
bombing near me.
It is time to leave home and I do not want to! I graduated not that long ago and I'm now looking for a
job which will result in me moving out. I hate the thought of work. I hate the thought of "adulting". It
just sounds so mentally painful. I just want to spend the rest of my life tinkering with my hobbies and
live with my parents. I am comfortable living at home, so much so that it is not healthy.