October 2014 | Page 77

Customer C.A.R.E. by Dr Trilogy We are going to look at specific instances of customer care calamities, and we are going to see which cardinal crimes were committed, and which cardinal rules were followed. For our first example we are going to analyse the e-toll fiasco, which is currently playing itself out in Gauteng. Introduced in December 2013, against the wishes of at least 90% of Gauteng motorists, the e-toll debacle is a classic case of a company totally ignoring its customers (yes, the Gauteng motorists are the customers, because they are paying the money via taxes and fuel levies that are supposedly paying for road construction and maintenance), and a classic case of not communicating with your customers, and not listening to your customers. 1. 2. 41091 Over Promise, and Under Deliver – the Sanral executives promised free flowing freeways, but this has definitely not happened, even though many motorists have moved to “alternative” routes. Sanral also promised affordable tariffs, but this has not been the case, with many motorists out of pocket, and with transport costs doubling for many of them. Sanral has over promised, and under delivered. Keeping Your Customer Waiting – with such an expensive system, surely this should be applied without the hassle of receiving accounts, and having to schlep to a shopping mall over and over again to pay the account. Sanral FM-Motorparts Logos_ABR_ad.pdf 1 has kept its customers waiting. 3. Mushrooming Your Customer – here, Sanral has managed to use more horse manure than is produced annually on the planet. From day one, years before the gantries went up; the consumer was kept in the dark and fed manure, like mushrooms. Transparency was given short thrift, obfuscation was the order of the day, browbeating and stonewalling were taken to unheard levels, and even now, months after the gantries were switched on, information about who is benefitting, and how much they are benefitting, is sorely missing. Sanral has mushroomed its customers. 4. Losing Your Cool – this is a difficult one to call, so we will give Sanral a free pass on this. There is anecdotal evidence that journalists have been verbally abused when asking searching questions, but even though those journalists are most probably road users, we will allow Sanral the benefit of the doubt. Sanral has kept its cool. 5. Second Best is Good Enough – as is the case with Cardinal Crimes one, two and three; this one is a slam dunk. Clearly, to every economist out there, e-tolling could be cost effectively subsidised via an increased fuel levy, and it could even be applied regionally, as per the existing inland levy; which kills Sanral’s dishonest assertion that they are trying to apply the user pays philosophy. The gantry system that has been installed on previously free urban freeways 2:38 PM is expensive and inappropriate, 9/17/14 | sponsored by Federal-Mogul which begs the question as to who is ultimately benefitting. The customers are not stupid, so they do know that there has been skulduggery in the whole thing, but Sanral hides behind the skirts of legislation and confidentiality to avoid coming clean – so whilst they have installed a world class system suitable for first world countries (and even this is debatable), second best in every other aspect is clearly what the Gauteng motorists are getting. For Sanral, second best is good enough. So there it is. On the mirror image of customer c.a.r.e. Sanral’s Gauteng Freeway “Improvement” Project scores 1 out of 5 = 20%. A clear fail mark and a clear indication that Sanral regards its customers as the rear end of a horse, and not as sovereign clients who need to be respected. And a clear indication that Sanral simply has no clue as to the real meaning of C.A.R.E. Need we say this again? Customers Are Really Everything!