October 2014 | Page 118

the fink In lieu of… Bikers Corner The World’s Fastest Indian by Gavin Foster In a world where people over 50 tend to be written off as being too old to do anything worthwhile, New Zealander Burt Munro last month sent out a potent message from the grave to remind us that this ain’t necessarily so. The American Motorcyclist Association sent out a press release in August stating that the New Zealander’s still unbroken 1967 AMA Land Speed Record of 183,656 miles per hour for Class SA motorcycles, had been incorrectly calculated and was now revised to stand at 184,087 mph – that’s 296, 259 km/h. Legend has it that he used an old wheel spoke as a micrometer, using the distance between the threads as his measurement scale. 20 years left him in 1947 he packed up his job and moved into his garage, where he spent the rest of his days until his death in 1978 modifying his motorcycle. When the neighbours complained that the grass was growing too long he doused it in petrol, set it alight and went back to work on the bike. Burt went to the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah nine times in eleven years, and was once clocked at over 200 mph (320 km/h). This they did after Munro’s son, John, checked the AMA’s figures on a new-fangled modern calculator and notified them of the error. Then he fell off on the required return run and couldn’t complete it inside the time limit to make his record official. The remarkable thing about Munro’s record is that he set it at the age of 67, riding a homebrewed Indian V-twin motorcycle that he’d bought for £120 brand new in 1920. “We were going like a bomb,” he’s quoted as saying, “then she got the wobbles just over halfway through the run. The bike’s top speed back then was 89 km/h, but Burt spent the rest of his life fettling it, designing and manufacturing just about every part himself. He made his own connecting rods from an old Ford truck axle because the standard ones kept breaking under the strain of coping with his demands. He used a steam hammer to make his own flywheels, and cast his own aluminium cylinder heads to convert the engine from a side-valve to a four-valve overhead valve design. He converted the bike to take a triplechain final drive, and built his own streamlining without the benefit of a wind tunnel – he modelled the fairing on the shape of a goldfish because he reckoned that would be about right. The camshafts he filed himself by hand. He increased engine capacity from 600 to 950cc, using discarded old city gasworks pipes to resleeve the barrels, and melted down old car pistons in a pot to make new ones that fitted. Munro endured enough injuries during his long racing career to have deterred most much younger people for life. He broke countless bones and suffered numerous concussions. He was, of course, a real eccentric – after his wife of | words in action 116 To slow her down I sat up. The wind tore my goggles off and the blast forced my eyeballs back into my head – couldn’t see a thing….we were so far off the black line that we missed a steel marker stake by inches. I put her down – a few scratches all round but nothing much else.” Burt Munro became a household name long after his death, when a movie of his exploits was made in 2005. Called “The World’s Fastest Indian”, it did well with Anthony Hopkins playing Burt in what was surely the most unusual role of his career. Despite massaging the facts a little, the story stuck reasonably close to the truth, and it’s well worth watching. It’s available on DVD. october 2014