October 2014 | Page 117

Fink - Mea Culpa Pushing the Boundaries aBr’s back page, enigmatically titled the Last Writes, and compiled by the equally intriguingly named Baron Claude Borlz, has become something of an institution, and by the number of comments we receive from our readers, is definitely the most popular column in our magazine. This is a compliment to our compiler, but it could also be an indictment against the rest of the contents of aBr, which has more serious editorial. T here are two questions you may ask about the Last Writes. Firstly, why do we have this back page? Secondly, is it necessary? To answer both these questions, I quote the proverb “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy”. It is good to let your hair down every now and then, and with magazines it has become the norm to use the back page for some humour and some laughs. The next question you may ask is “how far should you go”? And this clearly shocked one of the roasters, the elderly Carl Reiner, who mentioned that when he started out on TV in 1960 he was not even allowed to use the word “pregnant”. Maybe we should have allowed more time for wounds to heal before printing such jokes, so on this basis I wish to apologise to all that were offended by these jokes. As one reader who phoned to complain said, “rather stick to jokes about the government”, and I intend to do just that, because our government is truly one long running joke. In my defence, I do wish to state that I see humour as a cathartic expression of anger and sorrow, and that in my case it does have a healing effect. And I am truly angry and sorrowful about the untimely and totally unnecessary death of Reeva Steenkamp. This is where it gets a bit tricky. Our readers are an eclectic lot, with varying levels of tolerance to humour, particularly below the belt humour. So where do we draw the line? Because of my upbringing; which was a schizophrenic combination of on the one hand being brought up to observe extremely conservative behavioural norms, and on the other hand being exposed to outrageously liberal points of view; I am what can be generously described as a crazy mixed up guy, who whilst living a squeaky clean life, finds most things funny, no matter how outrageous the humour. But does this allow me to foist this craziness on my readers? Nowadays the airwaves are blue with four letter words, and the jokes go beyond many thresholds. Joan Rivers, for example, &V