Happy Thanksgiving everyone
Why participate in Men’ s Club events?
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Gary’ s Grins
By GARY NEWBORE
Happy Thanksgiving everyone
How does Thanksgiving end? With a g.
What do you do when you lose your turkey recipe? You wing it.
When is a turkey most grateful? On black Friday.
What do you, a teddy bear, and a turkey have in common on Thanksgiving? You are all stuffed.
What do you call a turkey on the run? Poultry in motion.
What did the corn casserole say when everyone said it looked amazing?“ Aw shucks.”
What do you call a rude turkey? A jerky turkey.
Why did the cranberries arrive late for Thanksgiving? They got bogged down.
What did the hen say to the turkey when he told her to talk turkey to me? Out of respect, there is no fowl language in this house.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do may flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to? Plymouth rock.
What did the pilgrim use to bake cookies? May flour.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
Men’ s Club
By TIM BONINO
Why participate in Men’ s Club events?
BONINO
I chose to participate for two reasons. First, I wanted to support the Men’ s Club since I am a member. I feel that it is right to support and participate in events that the club is promoting.
My friends told me to quit telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I just couldn’ t quit cold turkey.
I swallowed a dictionary. It gave me thesaurus throat I’ ve ever had.
My teacher pointed a ruler at me and said,“ There is an idiot at the end of this ruler.” I got in trouble when I replied,“ Which end?”
Pastor at wedding,“ You are supposed to say I do, not I’ ll try.”
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Good food, no atmosphere.
It’ s hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac. They take things so literally.
It’ s been raining for days and my husband seems so sad looking through the glass. If it continues like this, I may have to let him in.
The older I get, the more I understand why roosters scream to start the day.
I just paid for a 12-month gym membership. My bank called to see if my credit card was stolen.
The high cost of living hasn’ t affected its popularity.
I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right and exercise more, but that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.
“ I have a split personality,” said Tom, being Frank.
I don’ t like eBay. I looked up lighters and got 149 matches.
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy and the other is a little lighter.
Second, it’ s fun and an opportunity to golf with different members of the CMC. It is also a way to support various CMC charities and the youth who work here during the summers. There is a certain intimated obligation for each of us as members of a group to participate and support the group. Also, it’ s just plain fun playing with and meeting other members.
Congratulations: Tom Taylor, Ford Morishita, were our hole-inone winners for 2025. But wait, Don Mason, Tim Tyler, and Gene Harp can now claim holes-in-one on Red # 7 to join them.
Charbonneau Cup Results: 1st:
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