P1 where did the witch go on holiday?
Spain.
P2 knock knock who’s THERE?
go open the door and see
P1 2 why does the witch live at the sea? Because she is a sand-witch
P3 where do pirates go to get their shopping?
Arrrrrr-gos
P4 There was a fight in a fish shop last night the chips got assaulted and the fish got battered.
P5 4 what do you call nachos that aren’t yours? NOCH -Yours
P6 5 what happened to Nicola sturgeon when she sat on the throne?
she brexit.
P6 how do ducks say crackers?
Quackers
P 7 what do you call school?
Six CRUEL hours of our liVES
JOKE PAGE
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