MWG Writes on Q Issue 2, 2015 | Page 8

Mississauga Writers Group June 2015 A Thing of Bits & Pieces Dialogue – Keep It Natural – Almost Dialogue is neither all natural, nor is it necessarily grammatically correct. To understand this, try an experiment. Make a recording of a couple of friends having a conversation (unknown to them), then transcribe it. If you can make sense of it I’ll be surprised. Next try writing it out in a grammatically correct style. (It’ll probably come out as boring.) So, take the middle path. He said, she said is probably all you’ll need. Make each character have a voice that’s recognisable without using names. ‘Verbal’ as opposed to written dialogue is as much about gestures and expressions as the actual words. “He, like, you see, said he’d, like ...” ‘Written’ dialogue has to be much more carefully crafted to make sense, identify who’s speaking, and yet keep it natural. Too many beginning writers come across as if they’ve swallowed not just a thesaurus, but a whole damned dictionary. Never use three words where two will do. Keep words to three syllables (not always possible, but worth trying). Don’t use words your character would not use. Winston Churchill gave an example when he said someone in the British parliament had told a terminologicalinexactitude – he meant a lie, but parliamentary procedure forbade the word. Sure, grammar is important; but its importance pales when we get into to written dialogue. All those things you were taught to avoid, like split infinitives, dangling participles, sentences ending with a preposition, and all the rest of them are fine if you’re writing a professional paper, and should be By: Nicholas Boving Author of the "Maxim Gunn" and "Frances West" series of action/adventure books.