The Biggest Ways MSPs Burn Profits

BY ALLISON FOELBER , VP , BIG RED MEDIA

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so-called “ friend ” recently played a cruel joke on me . I was tricked — no , bamboozled — into witnessing train wreck after train wreck .

A full two hours of debauchery , scandals , alligator tears , fake tears , catfights , fistfights , makeups , makeouts and more , all of it aiming with laser focus toward one thing …

A proposal . Not a business-meeting proposal or a profitfueling proposal . This friend lured me over to her house one Monday evening with the promise of wine , only to tie me to the couch to watch “ The Bachelor .” Dear . God . Help .

The lengths to which these ladies went to impress this oaf were INSANE ! They were fixated , driven , savage women . After the wine buzz finally ( and thankfully ) kicked in , I did start watching

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