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WORDSWORTH
DON’T GO BACON MY HEART
Very impressive
Nicely put together
Interesting subjects
Relaxing read
Dear MotorPunk,
I recently purchased a six-pack of McCoys Meaty crisps from
your Bishops Stortford branch. On opening the packaging, I
was very disappointed to discover one of the packets of Bacon
Sizzler crisps has split, spilling a large proportion of its contents.
Whilst I appreciate the McCoys multipacks were on special
offer at [a very reasonable] £1 and that accidents happen, I am
thoroughly disgusted that a national retailer such as yourself
finds it acceptable to knowingly pass on sub-standard goods to
its customers, even at a knockdown price.
John Bushby, Porsche Club GB
(R3)
Dr. O replies:
John, that’s a rather poor poem,
the couplets don’t even rhyme.
Thanks anyway
I await your reply.
Hank de-Villier III, Lytham St Annes
LANGUAGE,
TIMOTHY!
Gentlemen,
I just thought you and your
readers ought to know that on
the 3rd of October Disc Jockey
Timothy ‘Tim’ Westwood, son
of the Bishop of Peterborough,
will be 56 years old. How
funny!
Simon replies:
Thanks for your letter, Hank, I will pass on your concerns to all staff
concerned. Ie; none of them.
I WISH MY WIFE WAS THIS DIRTY
Gents,
I enjoyed meeting you at Goodwood and have thoroughly
enjoyed reading issue 3. As luck would have it I have just
finished writing an article on detailing. I dare you to publish it!
Mr Roy Hypnol, via email
Geoff Lancaster.
Simon replies:
Happy Birthday, Big Dawg!
Rich replies:
Thank you, Geoff, nice to meet you too. Please see point 5 of our
manifesto – “no detailing”
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