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LETTER OF THE MONTH
Dear MotorPunk,
I’m writing to you to share my total disbelief in your bumbling incompetence. In September’s Car
Club 18-30 banger rally article you completely got my name wrong you buffoons. My name is
Andy, you talked to me on the trip and addressed me using said name, so why oh bloody why do
you refer to me as ‘Sean’ (AKA ‘Gay Luke’s muse’)?
This was my 15 minutes of fame, and your sloppy editing robbed me of that glory; this was my
perfect moment, and you ruined it. I’ve flirted with the idea of changing my name to Sean but
decided this seemed unfeasible due to the cost of replacing my named sunstrip on the Cortina
Crusader.
And on the subject of me being ‘Gay Luke’s muse’: I’d just like to add that it was a hotel admin
error leading to us sharing a double bed. We were very drunk and it was a chilly night; I consider
that matter closed.
Please post a formal apology in your next edition, ideally showing a full page picture of my face,
accompanied by my name in a bold font. I’d suggest Arial or Times New Roman. None of that fancy
foreign nonsense.
Regards, Andy Cooper
Rich replies:
A rare slip in our normally
flawless proof-reading,
Andy, on behalf of the
team I offer our sincere
apologies.
Here is the picture you
requested. (right)
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