Pennant
Auxiliary seating
compartment for all
three of your friends
Custom graphics
in comic sans to
help convey your
Lordliness
4
Amstrad E-m@iler
to stay in touch with
the world of business
Braun electric
shaver to keep the
beard looking trim
at all times
5
6
Jellied eels
compartment
I hope that this meets with your approval. I shall be in the
snug of the Anne of Cleves in Melton Mowbray between the hours
of 1pm and last orders should you wish to discuss this further.
I look forward to your feedback.
Yours (etc)
B
.deC
atgune
(heir to the Dukedom of Rutland)
PS: Do you have Donald Trump’s email address in that Amstrad
Emailer of yours? I bet he’s dead jealous of your hair.