Alan Sugar
Melton Mowbray, 19th of November, 2013.
RE: Your Rolls Royce Ghost
Dear Alan,
I hope you don’t mind me calling you Alan, Alan, I know a
number of other Lords and none of them insist on being called
by their title. I am Boris de Catgune, heir to the Dukedom of
Rutland. You may call me Boris de Catgune, heir to the Dukedom
of Rutland.
I noticed that you have a Rolls Royce Ghost and I
congratulate you on your good taste. It seems to me that
to better meet the needs of a thrusting captain of industry.
That’s you, by the way.
I have taken the liberty of drafting some bespoke
currently at a loose end and can commission these unique
features at a moment’s notice should they meet with your
approval. Please see attached;
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