Mosaic Spring 2016 | Page 59

Foot Locker, Street-level, Full of Everyone’s Problems by Cynthia Belmont Because life is full of kid problems and man problems, because the daycare is called We Love Kids which is a plus but what about after that when they have to come home is what the woman on the phone is worried about, she isn’t buying shoes, just on the phone for a long time. She also has man problems, her man doesn’t seem to notice a 15-year-old girl, she says. A 15-year-old girl. The little boy in the aisle is spread-eagled because he has a cotton candy problem and his mama, she’s mad, she has man problems too. Her man is staring silently out the front window at all the guys on the sidewalk passing time, like someone’s going to buy shoes for him and maybe she is. My problem is a shoe problem, which is that I live on a dirt road way out in the country and I don’t spend too much time in Foot Locker and all the shoes have white soles or black soles and my road is so red, the dust I kick up will definitely fuck up these kicks. The shoes have their own problem even though they’re a gorgeous bouquet of neon called Free this and Air Max that and Flyknit, which is that on another level that is not street-level but below, everything in this store is made of petroleum and it’s going to run out or we’re going to kill the climate or whichever comes first, but nobody in here seems to be addressing this problem at the moment. This is no Roberts’ Shoes—old neighborhood shop on Lake whose sign reads Happy Feet for All the Family. This is Foot Locker and the Nikes in here are not for running but for walking real slow because nobody’s going to make you go faster, hell no, not in these shoes, these shoes are a hot center, they might or might not have an answer for the man saying to his friend, Hey hey, hey I didn’t do it, they thought I did it but I didn’t do it, I didn’t know what to say so it was like fuck this, fuck it man, it was like I didn’t know no other words so all I could do was curse. 57