15 things moms say... and what they mean
“Let’s try to not eat off the floor.” I don’t really care if you eat off of the floor, just don’t tell anyone that I let you.
“I would never have gotten away with that when I was your age.” I don’t actually remember ever being your age, but it sounds legit anyway.
“I am going to count to three and then you better be in your bed.” I literally have no energy left, it’s the end of the day and I just want us all to go to bed. I’m going to count to three very slowly and hope it works, because after that, I’ve got nothing.
“Goodnight, stay in bed.” Please, please, please stay in bed. I’m so tired tonight that I may actually pretend to think you’re in bed if you get up to play with toys, but please just close your eyes and go to sleep. Please?
“I love you.” I love you more than you can know. And I really hope I’m doing okay at this Mom thing.
“Don’t forget to say please and thank you.” I’m not really sure what I’m going to do if you don’t say these things, so please just say them. You will look polite, I’ll look like a good Mom and we will all win.
“Eat your veggies and you’ll grow up to be big and strong!” I really don’t want to have to admit to your pediatrician that I can’t get you to eat healthy foods, but I also don’t want to have to lie, so please eat just a couple bites. I’m begging you. I’ll give you a cookie.
"You are just fine.” You are okay, right? Go run around and play, jump off the couch or refuse to eat your veggies, so I know that you are acting normal.
“Do you want a little cheese with that whine?” I wonder if I could teach you to go pour me a glass of wine?
“I am the parent and you are the kid.” I am aware that this is super condescending and that you already know who’s who around here, but I’m actually just giving myself a pep talk out loud, I’m not really even talking to you.
Universally culture defines many of us. But there are somethings that remains the same. They manner in which a Mother speaks to her children and the meaning in which they hold. Language is not a barrier at this moment I am sure every child around the world can relate to this
"Don’t make me come over there.” I really don’t want to get up or stop what I am doing to come over there.
“Because I said so.” And I can’t think of another reason.
“If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” I am hoping that you won’t come up with anything to say at all for at least 30 seconds.
“Stop that this instant!” If you stop now, before I have to get up and come over there, we can forget this ever happened.
“Don’t make me turn this car around!” I am totally bluffing, if we turn around now we will be going home without any groceries, diapers or wine. We need to keep this car in route to it’s destination, so please just fall for my bluff and I’ll give you a cookie at the grocery store.
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