Modern Cyclist Magazine Issue 1, September 2014 | Page 47

would never manage riding the whole way, or even a small part of this hill, but we would bring them to this “hill from Hell” and challenge them. Marie Anne is the best climber of the three of us and even she was defeated early on. Even the baboons couldn’t get Suzie back onto her bike. The rest of the trail was a great ride through forests and on forestry roads with a couple of hills thrown in, lest we get too comfortable. Suzie managed to get cramp a couple of times and the only way to sort it out was for her to put her foot onto my thigh and me to push her toes back while she lay writhing on the floor. I think the foreign tourists who we met at the end of the trail were a bit amused by our antics. Possibly they thought it was some kind of ritual performed by women cyclists of a certain age when they had conquered a particularly difficult challenge? We were shattered! If only we had paid more attention to Rob’s “then there’s the hill” remark earlier that morning. We were early to bed that night and slept like babies. The following day we thought we’d keep our legs going by doing a local ride next to the Swartvlei, up to Cloud Nine, where we were nearly carried away by mozzies, a “catch me if you can” downhill into Sedgefield, then breakfast , a turn around the island and home. Turned out to be a quick 20 odd kilometres with a bit more pushing. I took myself off to the physio in Knysna that afternoon. I think the previous day’s exertions had sent my back and leg muscles into spasm! Suzie would not hear that it was sorting out her cramp by pushing against my leg that had caused the problem and wasn’t inclined to share in the physio’s bill. Bright and early next morning we loaded the bikes (practice makes perfect!) and bikes to a clean-up at the Cycleworks spa that afternoon. They were filthy and needed some love. The following day of rest, we went to the wonderful Wild Oats Market in Sedgefield and had a lovely walk along the beach in the afternoon. But plans were afoot for a “biggie” on the Sunday – the Harkerville red route, graded eight to 10 difficulty and taking three to five hours. We weren’t scared, a bit apprehensive perhaps which was borne out by Suzie forgetting her hydration pack at the We rode up the district road and took a left into the mud along the crazy creek and the fun began. set off for Barrington’s, again along the Karatara road. Rob had assured us that the blue, Crazy Creek, route was rideable. Well it was a dairy farm and one of the by-products of those lovely dairy cows is copious amounts of POO!! We rode up the district road and took a left into the mud along the crazy creek and the fun began. We had the most wonderful, challenging, fairly technical ride through the forests and along the river banks. We assured Rob when we saw him later that yes, the cows had been all over the track leaving parcels all along the way!! We treated our Suzie Winter and Jean Reynolds looking over the sea on the Harkerville trail. house and only remembering just as we got to Knysna. It was no excuse, however, as we bought some water and ice tea and told her to make a plan. It was going to take more than that for her to chicken out!! We tied the water bottle into her bottle holder with a piece of string we found on the floor and Marie-Anne carried the other bottle. On the drive to Harkerville I was not reassured by Marie Anne’s reply “see you later maybe?” to my question of “does anybody know how to deal with snake bites?” We were all a bit jittery and a bit uneasy by the man at the permit office’s description of the route as “hectic” but we made an escape plan, saved an emergency number into my most unreliable phone, bought our permits and set off. Well what an awesome ride. Technical make no error! Lots of roots along the forest tracks climbing over trees fallen in our path and pushing branches out of the way. We rode right down to the cliffs overlooking the sea and enjoyed the most spectacular views while we had a snack. We had our permits checked by the fo ɕ