39
Redisgil nº 14
Girl: You would be a
good dancer except for
two things.
Boy: What are the two
things?
Girl: Your feet.
I
Patient: Doctor,
have a pain in my
eye when I drink
tea.
Doctor: Take the
mug
spoon out of the
before you drink.
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Mother: Did you
enjoy your first day
at school?
Girl: First day? Do
you mean I have to
go back tomorrow?
PUPIL: "Would you pu-
nish me for somet-
hing I didn`t do?"
TEACHER: "Of course
not."
PUPIL: "Good, because
I haven`t done my
homework." to be . .
I a used
woolf
were
I' er m much
But
bett
noooooooow! Q: Where do you find
giant snails?
A: On the ends of their
fingers.
(Giants' nails.)
In a restaurant: Teacher: Maria please
point to America on the
map.
Maria: This is it. Q W hat is wh ite
Customer : Waiter, waiter!
There is a frog in my
soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly
is on vacation.
39
Julio 2019
Redisgil nº 14
Teacher: Well done. Now
class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Julio 2019
when it s dirty and
n?
black when it s clea
A A blackb oa rd.
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