Metro Parent Magazine August 2014 | Page 36

[ First Person: Daddy Issues ] The author’s 4-year-old daughter, Stella, in full-on superhero mode. Unhappy Meals BY RYAN WHITE PHOTOS BY RYAN WHITE. “Is that Happy Meal for a boy or a girl?”crackled the speaker. I hate that question, and I’m not alone. In April, Slate ran a piece by Antonia Ayres-Brown, who, in 2008, when she was 11, wrote a letter to McDonald’s CEO wondering if it would be legal for McDonald’s “to ask whether someone wanted a man’s job or a woman’s job.” She also hated that question and decided to do something about the problem. At 11, she was better than me. She also had less to do. I was in a hurry, or I wouldn’t have been at McDonald’s. I also realize the person asking that question is wearing A perfectly rational response to a Spiderman compact. a headset and is in the middle of a long day of dealing with people like me. That person doesn’t deserve, and isn’t paid nearly enough, to deal with Dad acting aggrieved on behalf of a 4-year-old who doesn’t care. I swallowed my guilt — which tastes better than the food; the resulting acid reflux tends to be roughly the same — and said, “a girl.” My 4-year-old daughter opened the box, delighted to find a purple and pink, Spider-Man-themed beauty compact. Its super power: a retractable comb. I hated it doesn’t make any sense. There’s no reason for it to exist in the Marvel (or any other) universe. Spider-Woman wouldn’t need it. She’s a crime fighter, not a Kardashian. She’s far too busy saving sizable urban populations to worry about her bangs. But let’s say she does hit the town with friends. She’s immediately. Not because of its colors. Not because a major movie studio and a nearly $30 billion company were August 2014 | metro-parent.com going to use branded product in public. That’s just asking engaged in team gender stereotyping. I hated it because it 36 going to assume her secret identity, and she’s definitely not for someone to make the connection.