Mentl Health 1 April 2014 | Page 8

PLACE YOUR BETS... Biffy Clyro - Live And Shirtless The waxy Ayrshire trio venture outside topless once more to wave guitars around a stadium then overdub in the studio. Deacon Blue - Shaggin’ 473rd studio album from utterly pointless Scottish audiofart factory. Popular with bland men in chinos. Even though the ceremony is still months away, here are ten of our top tips for the coveted Scottish Album of the Year award. Why not nip down to your local bookies and place a few bob on which one you think will walk away victorious. After all, SAY already took lots of lottery cash so you might as well fritter more of your meagre wages away on it. Cerebral Bore - Mama Mia 2 OST Usually notably absent from Scottish top album polls, this world class rock outfit soundtrack Clooney winching. Glasvegas - Squeaky Penis Firm favourite, already guaranteed to lift the Mercury prize thanks to it’s total lack of a memorable tune.