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CONTINUED MAY 2019 itsnever2latebooks.com F our cake scientists were called in to determine with certainty if my replica cake was fit for human consumption. Their smiling faces, mouths, hairnets, hands, white lab coats, testing equipment, and safety glasses were covered in green colored butter- cream icing and cake crumbs. At the con- clusion of all four cake experts, they gave the results of their research. B uddy Boy had be- come mysterious- ly transformed into a new age modern one- of-a-kind decadent mouth-watering edible cake. He was preserved perfectly. In doing so this enhanced and changed his appearance and improved his eating quality to a standard of excellence. T he word got out far and wide, people of all ages stood in line to share my celebration cake. With that being said, it was my privi- lege to slice off as many THE GOLF CART CHRONICLES pieces of Buddy Boy cake for every person including myself to devour until there was not a crumb re- maining. I f you are planning to serve a Golf Cart Cake anytime in the future devour it entirely. Take a selfie of yourself gouging a slice as I did. YUMMY! It has been so much fun playing with words to bring about amusing and entertaining stories portraying people and other living things as out of the ordinary. So, I wrote, and wrote, and wrote for over sixty- five years. Each article was stored away in a box never to see the light of day until now. AVAILABLE ON AMAZON Golf Cart Chronicles 1 & Golf Cart Chronicles 2 golf carT chronicles By Suzy 2 James lf Cart The Go les 2 ic n Chro lf Cart The Go les 2 Chronic n of mpilatio stories rous co A humo g related short /golfin golf car tion of A humorous compila golf car/golf ing related short stories Suzy James [email protected] itsnever2latebook books.com www.itsnever2late By Suzy James MAY 2019 37