The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
WHO WANTS A SLICE OF
BUDDY BOY GOLF CART CAKE?
SUZY JAMES, Author
H
i there, my name
is Bert. I’m the
make-believe guy fea-
tured on page 36, in the
April 2019, Issue of Golf
Car Options Magazine.
W
hen Suzy James
my creator made
me out to be a spoil-
sport, she titled my
story: “WHO SAID YOU
CANT EAT A GOLF
CART?” I think she was
just having a bad hair
day and the story came
out wrong. So here is
my author’s correction
to make the content of
36
her story as it should have been in
the first place.
W
ell, it seems to me as the
main character in this imag-
inary story I deserve to be heard.
I
t is now two months since edi-
ble Buddy Boy my imposter Golf
Cart Cake was encased in a hemi-
spherical dome and put on display
at my favorite golf course. It was
a great day to play some golf at my
favorite watering hole. Of course,
I stopped to admire Buddy Boy on
display there.
T
o my surprise, Buddy Boy
looked green around the gills.
There was little trace of his blue
colored glittering and sparkling
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original attention-grabbing image.
Everything became something dif-
ferent except for the blue display
platform. Upon taking a bird’s eye
view through the clear glass dome,
my treasured keepsake was cov-
ered in unexpected golf ball size
green polka dots.
T
his was nothing to laugh
about. Something was seri-
ously wrong. A big mouth duffer
standing next to me cried out:
“What the hell is so special about
this moldy disgusting golf cart
cake?” That did it. Poor ole Bud-
dy Boy was removed within the
hour and trucked back to rest in
my driveway alongside Buddy my
real Golf Cart.