Laugh Yourself Silly
Humour Me I’m Old
Sourpuss Therapy
I Am Suzy A Talkaholic
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Snitch a few cashews from someone’s stash
and leave an IOU note • Place a sticky note paper under the ball of a
computer mouse
•
Glue several wood golf tees together; put
them back into the golf bag •
Place a sign in front of a Grocery Store
Parking Space: “Reserved For Elderly Golf
Carts Only” •
•
Post a sign on your golf cart: “Free Steering
Wheel - Beware Of Guard Dog” •
Invite friends for dinner; serve golf ball size
meat balls, chicken balls, mashed potato
balls, stuffing balls, whole peeled/boiled
onions, rice balls, baked bread balls, ice
cream balls and frozen coffee or tea balls. •
Hide all of the golf balls and replace with
Ping-Pong balls •
Miss-match and re-arrange a drawer of
socks and place them in a different drawer •
Tape magnets onto the bottom of a coffee
cup; place it on the roof of a golf car, and
drive around like it wasn’t there
Pour two tablespoons of white glue over
glass; let it harden; pull off the fake spill,
and place it over the golf cart windshield or
a computer keyboard
• Tell a friend you had a bad toothache; then
remove a large fake tooth partly covered in
red nail polish from your pocket to show it
off
TIME TO CALL IT QUITS
That’s it, please excuse me but I have to close
now, I am nearly finished sticking my last fake
cockroach to the inside of my hubby’s lamp
shade. I can’t wait to see his reaction when he
sits down and turns on the lamp to read the
new issue of his favorite magazine “Golf Car
Options.” Hope the scary bugs don’t fall off.
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Stick a pair of googly eyes and a fake
mustache on the heads of each golf club
•
Put a fake snake in the vegetable drawer
where it can be easily seen
• Hollow out fresh tomatoes and fill with
ketchup
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By Suzy Jam
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The Golf Ca
2
Chronicles
of
compilation
A humorous
short stories
fing related
golf car/gol
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The Golf Ca
2
Chronicles
A humorous compilation of
golf car/golfing related
short stories
Suzy James
[email protected]
www.itsnever2latebooks.com
By Suzy James
MAY 2018
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