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Part 3
ROBOTICA’S PRANKS & PRACTICAL JOKES
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Post a sign at the entrance of a golf course:
“Golfers Over 85 Years Only - Vintage Golf
Course” P.S. We don’t mean a score of 85
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Add mayonnaise to cream filled donuts and
offer to fellow golfers
• Install an air horn on a golf cart
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Add poster paint into a golf cart windshield
washer container
•
Fill a hand wash bottle stored in golf bag
with cooking oil
• Infest a clubhouse washroom with fake
spiders
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Load an unlocked golf cart with helium
filled balloons
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Use a megaphone to order a five course
dinner in a posh restaurant
•
Wrap a life size blow up doll in toilet paper
and place it sitting down on a toilet seat
holding a roll of toilet paper in one hand.
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Cover entire golf cart with different color
sticky notes
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• Wrap a pair of golf shoes in invisible
tape
• Fill a mustard jar with ketchup and ketchup
jar with mustard
• Tape an X with black colored tape across
the freezer door and post a sign “Don’t
Open - Golf Balls Not Frozen Yet”
• Spread sticky glitter on golf shoes and hats
• Place house keys inside ten inflated
balloons and tie onto golf cart antenna
• Hang cow bells around the roof edges of a
golf cart
• Cover Golf Cart in heavy duty foil and post a
sign: “Outer Space Vehicle For Sale”
• Write “Lost Golf Balls - Reward Fifty Dollars”
on sticky back paper, and place sign on a
golfer’s butt without them knowing it
• Place a raw fish under golf cart passenger’s
seat to create a disgusting smell of
decaying waste
• Post a sign near golf cart parking area: “No
Legs, Arms, Heads, Backsides, And Cigars
Hanging Outside The Golf Carts