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Step 1: You want to wash your face and really just cleanse your skin. Now I personally like to use this face wash called “Honesty” because it really just gets rid of all those lies we tell ourselves. You know what I mean? You know when we get those nasty little pimples that are just filled with delusion? Yeah, this just clears those right up! And you really just want to scrub away any douchebag that’s clogged in your pores.
Step 3: Now you want to put on some concealer, but this is where you have to be careful because you want to put on just enough concealer so that you’re still real, you know what I mean? Because a lot of people put on too much concealer and then they suffer from this condition called “Fake as F.”
Step 4: Foundation! The thing about foundation is to find the right one for you because often times people get confused with their foundation and try to be something that they’re not. Just remember that foundation should always be natural. Foundation is who you are. If your foundation is not natural, chances are everything you put on top will fall apart.
Step 5: Eyeliner is a big key to being beautiful and sexy. I personally love “Non-Judgmental” and I get it from my favourite store called “You’re Not God, So Shut Up.” I love this eyeliner because it brings out a really nice boldness in the eyes that allows you to not just look at people and judge them based on what they look like. And it’s the funniest thing: I find that the more I use this, the more I’m making new friends and learning about different types of people–it’s like, really weird. The key is to wear this everyday and sometimes it smudges off but make sure you carry it around with you in your purse incase you feel like you’re being an ignorant butt-wipe ever again.
Step 6: Mascara…now ladies, don’t get confused. There are a lot of different mascaras out there that claim to give you the ultimate view. I personally love this one called “See the Positives” by a brand called “Life Goes On.” I never really used to wear mascara because I used to be really sad but I feel like ever since I’ve been using “See the Positives,” my eyes just see things that are beautiful. And the great thing about this one is that it’s waterproof so even if you cry, you will still be able to see the positives. Brilliant!
Step 7: Blush. Blush brings out a little something special, doesn’t it? I have a lot of different types of blushes but my all time favourite is called “Have Dreams.” You have to apply it with this brush called “Hard Work.” When you apply it with Hard Work, the results are so beautiful.
Step 8: Okay, lips. Lip liner is crucial because it basically keeps in all those rude, obnoxious and ignorant things that you want to say. So, what you want to do is completely line your lips with it. My favourite colour is “Class” by “Grow Up You’re Not a Child.”
Step 9: Lipstick. You want to pick a shade of lipstick that really suits you. There is a beautiful one called “Kindness” from the store “Jerks Aren’t Hot”. Then you want to seal it with some lip-gloss to cover any traces of ignorance or being an obnoxious brat.
Step 10: Make sure you spray yourself with a little touch of confidence because no one likes the reek of insecurity.
And there you go! Those are the easy steps of how to be the sexiest version of you! And the great thing about these products is that they are completely free. You can get them from this cute little store called “Common Sense.” If you follow these easy steps, you’ll never have to watch another makeup tutorial ever again.
In a personal interview with Superwoman, she says, “Too many people rely on makeup and materialistic things when really we all need to be good people. Nothing will make you more beautiful and awesome than being a kind and good person–and being yourself, man. I have pimples; I have pimples all the time! I look at a chocolate bar and get a pimple. But you don’t need to worry about a million different opinions on what looks good and what makes you beautiful because what makes you beautiful is inside.”
Superwoman still wears makeup; she is not making this video to shut down the industry. She is instead striving to make a point that people need to be more aware of things other than appearance and physicalities. Be the best version of you, Martini family!
Step 2: Now before putting on any actual makeup, you want to just really get rid of all those harsh conditions that your skin has been through. You know your skin has been through a lot of bad days and maybe as a result your face hates everyone and everything. So, it’s time to use some moisturizer to soften your face right up. I personally like to use this one called “It’s a New Day” by the brand “It’s Time to Effing Change.”