Louisiana Rubber Down Magazine November Vol. 12 | Page 19
When you get older, words to live by:
1. NEVER pass up a bathroom
2. NEVER pass up an erection.
3. NEVER hold in a fart.
I never really liked the term “Old Person”
but this makes me feel better about it. And, if
you ain’t one, I’ll bet you know one! I got this from an “Old
Personal friend of mine”!
OLD PERSON PRIDE
- Old People are easy to spot at sporting events; during the
playing of the National Anthem. Old People remove their caps
and stand at attention and sing without embarrassment. They
know the words and believe in them.
- Old People remember World War II, Pearl Harbor , Guadalcanal , Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age,
the Korean War, The Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon
Landing. They remember the 50 plus Peacekeeping Missions
from 1945 to 2005, not to mention Vietnam .
- If you bump into an Old People on the sidewalk he will
apologize. If you pass an Old Person on the street, he will nod
or tip his cap to a lady. Old People trust strangers and are courtly to
women.
- Old People hold the door for the next person and always,
when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.
- Old People get embarrassed if someone curses in front of women
and children and they don’t like any filth or dirty language on TV or
in movies.
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