the back(Dan freaked out), a rare Dan Pepe, and many others, as well as the pop-up Phan art book!!(Blughh no thanks)!
After Dan and Phil went into a time machine thing and got seventy-five years older. Phil died, but Dan brought him back into the magic gigantic microwave, and they became present-day Dan and Phil again. Poor Dan had an existential crisis, but Phil convinced him(mostly) by saying that entertaining us was a distraction from the fact that death was inevitable and that Dan didn't want his future to be the same is his life now. Then it was acting out fanfiction time.
Dan and Phil were cowboys who went camping. Dan got a torch(flashlight) and HE SHINED IT ON ME! AHHH! HE SMILED AT ME(ALTHOUGH HE WAS JUST SMILING AT EVERYONE THE TORCH FELL ON)!!!!
Then Phil drew Dan like a french girl(basically a rectangle with sticks sticking out). They threw paper plates out into the audience, and Dil taught them a lesson-WE care about Dan's videos and him, and Phil doesn't have to change to be good enough for anybody-being himself is why we love him.
Then Phil got his lifelong wish-try new things, like LessAmazingPhil would say! Make the most of the destroyed internet-by singing!!!
He started singing, and Dan finally agreed to let him...and join him! So they went behind stage and came back in golden jackets and top hats and batons.....and sang how great the internet is. As the grand finale, they took off their hats and ended their musical number in a shower of glitter from their top hats! Then they said good-bye and went back into the microwave, which was now showing a glittery golden background, and waved good-bye. The show ended with "The End" appearing on the golden background. Then immediately "All-Star" started playing.
Review: The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire is truly amazing! I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who doesn't watch their videos, as they wouldn't understand, but either way it was the best night of my life(not day-that would be January 1st, 2015). It's coming out on Youtube Red, so wait until it comes out and us your free 30 day trial(#unintentionalsponagain). Thanks for reading!
Stay classy, Danosaurs(and Phillions), and DFTBA(out of context).
Wow
Much Amazing
Very Not On Fire
And remember kids, don't cry-
CRAFT!
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