APRIL 2023
THE LION'S ROAR
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STAFF SPOTLIGHT - PUNNY JOKES!
L KING
AHEAD
• Guidance Meetings
Mar 7 -Transitioning to Middle School (Grade 5)
Mar 21 - Starting High School (Grade 8)
• Other Events
Mar 8 - WITH ONE VOICE Theme Day
(1PM Dismissal)
Mar 14 - Pi Day
Apr 29 - Spring FUNdraiser Event
THE LION'S ROAR
You know what they always say? "A good pun is its own re-word." We asked our staff to share some of their favorite pun-liners. So, get ready to laugh (and cringe?) along with these marvels of word play (borrowed and not our originals)!
Math puns are the only puns that count.
- Karin Roderick
Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff? That's where students have the most potential!
- Keith Press
My history teacher got so angry when I could not translate the sequence 50, 1, 5, 1, 500 into Roman Numerals. You could say he was LIVID.
- Alex Clark
The problem with history teachers is they tend to Babylon.
- Sheri Hattin
The police officer pulled over his former English teacher when she rolled through the stop sign. He explained to her that a stop sign is a period, not a comma.
- Tonya Snyder
I was wondering why the dodgeball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”
- Jane Loftus
I was doing well in PE class until we got to the skiing unit. It was all downhill from there.
- Jenn Brey
How do you know that Christians are supposed to drive Hondas? In the book of Acts it says that all the disciples were in one accord.
- Bryan Bushong
Did you hear about the donors who went to the zoo and rolled their eyes and walked past the musk ox that was sleeping quietly? It was a silent ox shun.
- Tammy Choleva
When does a joke become a DAD joke? When it becomes "apparent."
- Ed Main
Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was "a piece of cake!"
- Elaine Shemenski
What is a bookkeeper's favorite workout? Crunching numbers!
- Jen Cane
Who is a teacher's best friend at school? The princi-pal!
- Joy Press
¿Cómo se llama un oso enojado? ¡Furioso!
- Linda Thiel