Ledbury Focus November 2019 Ledbury Focus November 2019 v3 | Page 82
Coffee Break Solutions (page 68)
It's a Dog's Life . . . !!
It's just dawned on me ...
1. 23rd April My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
2. Red 3. Jess 4. Terrier He has his food prepared for him, he can eat
whenever he wants and his meals are provided at
no cost to him.
5. 20/20 6. Joan of Arc 7. 22 8. Newcastle United 9. Cassius Clay
He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup,
and again during the year if the necessary. For this
he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is
much larger than he needs and he is not required
to do any upkeep.
10. The Tardis
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of comfortable places to sleep
and he gets his accommodation provided
completely free.
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He lives like a king, and has absolutely no expenses
whatsoever; all of his costs are picked up by others
who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it
hit me like a brick ...
OMG! I think my dog is a member of Parliament!
Do what . . . ??
There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket
this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the
cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my local
MP about Security running amok, I did just as she
had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided,
I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
It's not my fault ... they need to make their
instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Oops . . . !!
Wife by text to husband at work: "Windows at
home frozen - what do I do?"
Husband: "Spray some de-icer or pour hot water
on them"
Wife a few minutes later: "Done that, now
computer won't work at all”
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