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Coffee Break Solutions (page 68) It's a Dog's Life . . . !! It's just dawned on me ... 1. 23rd April My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. 2. Red 3. Jess 4. Terrier He has his food prepared for him, he can eat whenever he wants and his meals are provided at no cost to him. 5. 20/20 6. Joan of Arc 7. 22 8. Newcastle United 9. Cassius Clay He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if the necessary. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs and he is not required to do any upkeep. 10. The Tardis If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of comfortable places to sleep and he gets his accommodation provided completely free. ϴ ϳ ϰ ϲ Ϯ ϯ ϭ ϱ ϵ ϭ ϲ ϵ ϴ ϳ ϱ Ϯ ϰ ϯ Ϯ ϱ ϯ ϰ ϵ ϭ ϳ ϲ ϴ ϳ ϭ ϲ ϵ ϯ ϰ ϱ ϴ Ϯ ϵ ϯ ϱ ϳ ϴ Ϯ ϲ ϭ ϰ ϰ ϴ Ϯ ϭ ϱ ϲ ϯ ϵ ϳ ϲ Ϯ ϴ ϱ ϰ ϳ ϵ ϯ ϭ ϱ ϰ ϳ ϯ ϭ ϵ ϴ Ϯ ϲ ϯ ϵ ϭ Ϯ ϲ ϴ ϰ ϳ ϱ < I S I C < E O E I V z E  Z I I L L I A S , B C , I E O O T Z W E Z A L A T E X  F  I E E  E Z Z E B O U A S P I C Z T E U M P A T I S E U A S < , L I C , I P I C He lives like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever; all of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick ... OMG! I think my dog is a member of Parliament! Do what . . . ?? There was a bit of confusion at the supermarket this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to my local MP about Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking had finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. It's not my fault ... they need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! Oops . . . !! Wife by text to husband at work: "Windows at home frozen - what do I do?" Husband: "Spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them" Wife a few minutes later: "Done that, now computer won't work at all” 82 To advertise call 01684 833715 or email: [email protected]