If your pet gets sprayed by a skunk use toothpaste to clean them. Just lather them up with tooth-shampoo and leave it on for a few minutes. The fluoride in the toothpaste will soak up the smell of skunk. The tooth-goop will not, however, erase your pet’s embarrassment at being sprayed by a skunk. That’s something they’ll harbor forever and you may want to get them a therapist to deal with the emotional trauma.
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Have you ever been outside minding your own business and mosquitos decide to feast on you like the tiny blood-sucking demons they are, leaving you with constantly itching reminders of their merciless onslaught? Put a dab of chomper goo on your battle wounds and bask in cooling relief only toothpaste can offer.
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If you’re anything like me you’ve got diamonds just lying around. In the couch cushions, in the spice cabinet, all over the floor; everywhere, they’re just everywhere. The thing about having a plethora of diamonds is that they only class up the place if they sparkle. To keep my multitude of diamonds as lustrous as my personality I clean them with toothpaste. I take a
toothbrush and scrub the gems until they’re brighter than my future. It doesn’t take long.
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Emily Kern