The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
LAUGHTER MAY HELP YOU
GOLF BETTER
SUZY JAMES, Author
Y
es, it’s fantastic if
you are a profes-
sional golfer and often
laugh all the way to your
bank. But, for those
of you hackers who hit
your drives like a wobbly
old handheld egg beater,
and cry over a drowning
golf ball, you need to
laugh a lot.
It’s amazing how laugh-
ter relaxes your muscles
by releasing endorphins,
(not Dolphins those
smart marine mammals
who live in an aquatic
zoo and do fun tricks to
make the public laugh).
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Did you know Endorphins is some
natural chemical stuff floating
around in your body and turns on
your good feeling sense?
The act of laughing helps to
lighten a golfer’s anger when
his wretched club hits the grass
behind that miserable round solid
projectile ball thingy instead of
hitting that baby where it will do
it some good. That’s the way the
ball bounces. So go ahead, share a
hearty laugh with your golf part-
ners and look at the funny side of
making a Fat Shot.
If you turn out to be a speed de-
mon when driving your golf car,
attach a sign on your back bumper
that reads: “If You Can Read This
Sign, My Buddy Fell Off.”
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Come on smile, it’s one of the best
things you can do with your lips
besides trying to read a bunch
of frivolous words out loud with
stopping.
Here’s a frivolous lip exercise that’s
bound to run your lips ragged while
waiting in a long line to tee off:
Four flames frolicked
Five flashlights faded
Fourteen flares flamed
Fifteen fires flared
Forty flashers flickered
Fifty fireworks fulminated
Fifty-five fireplaces flashed
Five hundred furnaces fumed
Five hundred and fifty-five foot-
lights fizzled
Five thousand firefly’s fire-balled
Fifty-five thousand florescent fix-