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CONTINUED JULY, 2018 itsnever2latebooks.com scription, 12 expensive golf balls, and make the headlines in our upcom- ing monthly Communi- ty “Homestead Golf Car News” publication. At this point if this were a real contest, the following list would be given to you at the start. But, as the au- thor of this fake story I have taken the liberty of giving you a copy of my made-up false contest. It is yours to use for free if you wish to put on a real live Golf Cart Scavenger Hunt. Thank you - Suzy James Golf Cart Scavenger Hunt List • Topless golf cart • Gas station wash- room sign • White golfers hat • Caution sign on a pot hole • Golf course bridge • Dog peeing on a fire hydrant • Chain link fence • Black motorcycle • School bus • Green mail box • Child’s tricycle • Lizard THE GOLF CART CHRONICLES • Blue house • Empty mustard and ketchup • Stop sign mini packages • Bird poop • Moss on trees • Swing set • No Swimming sign • Stained glass window • Log near trees • Deco lamp post • Baby buggy • Divot repair tool • 1 broken golf cart windshield • Divot not replaced • Flowering bush • Prickly weed • Mans discarded sneaker AVAILABLE ON AMAZON • Broken shopping cart Golf Cart Chronicles 1 • Outhouse • Railroad tracks • Caddie pulling golf cart • Yellow golf ball • Bird feathers • 1 broken white tee • Ripped up score card • 4 empty beer or soda cans • 2 keys any type • Hair brush • Sun glasses • 2 score card pencils • 5 wads discarded chewing gum • Overflowing garbage can • An ear of dried corn • Discarded golf cart tire Golf Cart Chronicles 2 • Empty pizza carton • Golf ball retriever gol fca rT • 5 soggy french fries James By Suzy Cart • Fruit tree Cart he Golf s 2 T lf o G e le Th les 2 • Bear, fox, or alligator tracks Chronic Chronic • Sand trap with missing rake • 2 bendable drinking straws • Mud puddle • Paper coffee cup with fast food logo By Suzy James • Baseball cap with tam logo • Discarded potato chip bag • 2 unlit used cigars chronicles 2 of pilation s ous com t storie A humor g related shor olfin golf car/g lation of A humorous compi golf car/golfing related short stories Suzy James mail.com itsnever2latebooks@g ks.com www.itsnever2lateboo JULY 2018 33