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The Golf Cart CHRONICLES BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories Coming Soon: Over-The-Hill Golf Cart Scavenger Hunt (This subject is a made-up story intended to entertain and amuse you) SUZY JAMES, Author H ey senior golf cart owners or what- ever, want to have fun hunting for a number of listed objects within a madcap time limit? It’s free with the exception of what it will cost you to operate your humble golf cart. This is a great opportunity to play a humorous golf cart party game with other participants. Teams are welcome. 32 located on 18 Duffers Lane and sign-up for free between the hours of 9 AM to 9 PM on Friday July 13, 2018. You will receive the rules of the game while there. The parking lot of this location will be the place from which con- testants will start and finish their hunt as detailed below: This is all you have to do: Our Over-The-Hill Golf Cart Scavenger Hunt contest begins at 7 AM, Friday, August 10, 2018 and ends at 3 PM. on Saturday, August 11, 2018. You will receive a list of items to spot and record. Keep a garbage can handy to store pieces of trash including any left carelessly by litterbugs. Help protect our green space. Go to the Homestead Golf Car News office Check off each item on your list as soon as you spot it. All per- WWW.GOLFCAROPTIONS.COM Contest begins at 7 a.m. Friday August 10, 2018 sonal stops you make will use up some of your allotted contest time limit, so make them as brief as possible. Eating and drinking while driving your golf cart is not allowed. You figure out a cre- ative way to get around this rule. Do not cheat or break the rules, this is unfair to other competi- tors. The first golf cart scavenger con- testant returning with a (judge approved) completed list with- in the designated time limit or sooner will be declared the win- ner. The winner(s), will receive a free one year newspaper sub-