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3 women were sitting on a bench. They were discussing how much their children love them. The first woman said "my children love me so much that they bought me a Lamborghini" The second woman said "my children love me so much that they bought me a $100 gift card to Chadstone" The third women said "Peh, you call that love. My son goes to a psychologist every Tuesday and do you know what he talks about.................ME!!!!!"
Here's A Joke
What goes up but never goes down?
Here's A Riddle
Answer: Your age