CONTINUED
JANUARY 2020
itsnever2latebooks.com
want it to go straight do not
call it a stupid, silly, thick
headed, four letter word
ball unless you really mean
it
• Learn to swim so you don’t
have to buy 150 golf balls
this year
• If you have another bad day
of golfing, take up bowling,
it’s hard to lose a bowling
ball
• Try not to stand too close to
the ball after you have
whacked it
WISHING YOU A VERY HAP-
PY NEW YEAR
Suzy James
THE GOLF CART CHRONICLES
OTHER TITLES BY SUZY JAMES
Bigfoot Researches His Ancestry
Caution If You Can’t Read This Book You’re Holding It Too Close
Even Smart Phones Like Funny Stories
Golf Cart Chronicles 1
Golf Cart Chronicles 2
Golf Cart Chronicles 3
Hey, Am I The Only One Laughing
Humour Me I’m Old, Read My Funny Stories Before I Die
I Think I’m Older Than I Thought I Was
Laugh Yourself Silly
A note from the Author:
It has been so much fun
playing with words to
bring about amusing
and entertaining stories
portraying people and
other living things as
out of the ordinary.
So, I wrote, and wrote,
and wrote for over
sixty-five years. Each
article was stored away
in a box never to see the
light of day until now.
Madame Hummingbird ‘s New-Age Flower Ball Gazing Fictionary
Recycled Teenagers Coloring/Activity Cookbook
Retired Tree Angels Inherit Apple Orchard
Rub My Magic Lamp And See What You Get
Sourpuss Therapy, New Patients Welcome
The Kingdom Of Pastavazoom
The Tale Of Mini Pockets (Series 1)
You Can’t Eat An Empty Piggybank (A no frills coloring cookbook)
Welcome To Suzy’s Coloring Cookbook Cafe
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