The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
DON’T FORGET TO REMEMBER
2020 IS HERE!
SUZY JAMES, Author • Eat less golf balls this year
Just in case you forgot,
it’s time to start your
New Year’s golfing reso-
lutions and other prom-
ises you made way back
in early 2019. If you
didn’t make any, or nev-
er followed through on
most of them maybe the
following suggestions
from the Golfing Wiz-
ard might be the perfect
time to start off 2020
with a few laughs: • Stop scratching your head when
you don’t know where the golf
ball landed, use a compass
Enter the seniors over
80 pro-amateur golfing
contest where the golfer
with the highest score
gets new teeth implants
free
40
•
Spend ten dollars on a raffle
ticket and take a chance at
winning a unique golf cart
toboggan donated by the
“Florida Down Hill Toboggan
Lawn Racers”
• Stop working on your putting
skills when sleeping; so you
won’t end up in your kids sand
box
• Drive your golf cart carefully, it
can’t see where it’s going
• Stop telling everyone your
score, people know from
looking you’re either a hole
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in one winner, or a hole in the
ground duffer
• Spend more time on the golf
course instead of doing what
really matters
• Decide to give up golfing and
take up polo; you have a polo
shirt, all you need is a real
horse
• Stop keeping a golf score card
and just estimate your score,
and try to beat it
• Don’t worry about having a bad
day of golf anymore; it always
is, so why worry
• Don’t cry like a baby when you
hit the ball on your fourth try
• If your ball goes left when you