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CONTINUED JANUARY 2019 itsnever2latebooks.com way. Last Christmas the kids chose to cover our cart with home- made candy canes and extra hand-out candy cane lollipops. It was a silly, challenging and fun-filled sticky time for everyone. We rinsed ourselves off by giving Buggy Boo a no-frills car wash with water from a hose. Imagine all that fun with the help of a golf cart. G OLFING: This recreational ac- tivity is a serious, challenging and en- tertaining game. Golf course owners reap larger success and profits when using on-course full service beverage and food golf carts. Renting a golf cart gives me the free- dom to concentrate on perfecting my swings instead of worrying about the stuff I have to carry for miles, es- pecially the emergency roll of toilet paper. THE GOLF CART CHRONICLES T he thing I am most grateful for is being able to buy a cold beer for three bucks and a five dollar fresh-made chicken salad sandwich with a sour dill pickle from the on-course food and beverage carts. It hits the spot while making up for the three sand traps that got in my way, therefore, leaving me with a dismal score. T A Note From The Writer It has been so much fun playing with words to bring about amusing and entertaining stories portraying people and other living things as out of the ordinary. So, I wrote, and wrote, wo weeks ago I purchased and wrote for over sixty- a protein ball energy lunch five years. Each article with a kick butt cocktail. It was was stored away in a box mounted onto my rental golf cart and quickly got the atten- never to see the light of tion of a bushy tail mama squir- day until now. rel and her two starving ba- bies. As luck would have it my AVAILABLE ON AMAZON tee off ball hit a pathway light Golf Cart Chronicles 1 standard and bounced onto & the boxed lunch scattering the Golf Cart Chronicles 2 entire meal within the squir- rel families reach. They ate everything nimble and quick. The intact cocktail and a very expensive hand rolled cigar was my reward for feeding a hungry family of squirrels. I n the end, all I have to say is: “GOLF CARTS HAVE COME A LONG WAY” since the first electric golf cart was made in 1932. golf carT chronicles By Suzy 2 James lf Cart The Go les 2 ic n Chro lf Cart The Go les 2 Chronic n of mpilatio stories rous co A humo g related short /golfin golf car tion of A humorous compila golf car/golf ing related short stories Suzy James [email protected] itsnever2latebook books.com www.itsnever2late By Suzy James JANUARY 2019 39