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way. Last Christmas
the kids chose to cover
our cart with home-
made candy canes and
extra hand-out candy
cane lollipops. It was
a silly, challenging
and fun-filled sticky
time for everyone. We
rinsed ourselves off
by giving Buggy Boo a
no-frills car wash with
water from a hose.
Imagine all that fun
with the help of a golf
cart.
G
OLFING: This
recreational ac-
tivity is a serious,
challenging and en-
tertaining game. Golf
course owners reap
larger success and
profits when using
on-course full service
beverage and food golf
carts. Renting a golf
cart gives me the free-
dom to concentrate on
perfecting my swings
instead of worrying
about the stuff I have
to carry for miles, es-
pecially the emergency
roll of toilet paper.
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T
he thing I am most grateful
for is being able to buy a
cold beer for three bucks and a
five dollar fresh-made chicken
salad sandwich with a sour dill
pickle from the on-course food
and beverage carts. It hits the
spot while making up for the
three sand traps that got in my
way, therefore, leaving me with
a dismal score.
T
A Note From The Writer
It has been so much fun
playing with words to
bring about amusing
and entertaining stories
portraying people and
other living things as out
of the ordinary.
So, I wrote, and wrote,
wo weeks ago I purchased
and wrote for over sixty-
a protein ball energy lunch
five years. Each article
with a kick butt cocktail. It was
was stored away in a box
mounted onto my rental golf
cart and quickly got the atten-
never to see the light of
tion of a bushy tail mama squir-
day until now.
rel and her two starving ba-
bies. As luck would have it my
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tee off ball hit a pathway light
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standard and bounced onto
&
the boxed lunch scattering the
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entire meal within the squir-
rel families reach. They ate
everything nimble and quick.
The intact cocktail and a very
expensive hand rolled cigar was
my reward for feeding a hungry
family of squirrels.
I
n the end, all I have to say is:
“GOLF CARTS HAVE COME
A LONG WAY” since the first
electric golf cart was made in
1932.
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