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The Golf Cart CHRONICLES BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories Golf Carts Have Come A Long Way Series Three SUZY JAMES, Author P ERSONAL: What’s not to like about using golf carts for personal everyday getting around to do stuff? You know what I’m talking about; tak- ing the kids, or your- self, or other humans, or animals, or what- ever to travel around wherever golf carts are legally allowed? If you go to places out-of- bounds in your get- away machine, maybe 38 we can skip that part and leave it at that OK? us a humorous eating experi- ence. I e routinely stop at Aunt Josie’s decadent cup- cake shop. She sells delicious self-indulgent sweet iced pieces of baked dessert. The kids love to share this yummy fun time treat often. Getting there by golf cart was the icing on the cupcakes. was about to say when joy-riding in Buggy Boo my standard family size golf cart, it’s a time for chilling out and doing funny things to bring about smiling faces, broad grins, and smirks. One day when on the way home from grocery shopping Buggy Boo hit a bump in the road causing a dozen eggs to crack. We dis- carded the shells and fried up a dozen delicious Popeye eggs (fried eggs in toast). Thanks to our golf cart the egg snack gave WWW.GOLFCAROPTIONS.COM W P laying around with the kids to decorating our golf cart for the Christmas parade re- news our relationship in a hu- morous and creatively playful