EVENTS
HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT // 17 MAR
If Half Man Half Biscuit did not exist, it would be imperative to invent them. Since their formation nearly 30 years ago, their presence has been a necessity. In essence the vehicle for the observations, ramblings and creations of frontman, Nigel Blackwell, they are a counterblast to the processes of modern life. Throughout changing times they have spanned the decades, released 13 full-length albums and dropped 1,001 pop culture references, from BBC Radio’ s Charles Nove to former England cricketer Fred Titmus.
7.30pm. Price: £ 21.50 Assembly Hall, Stoke Abbott Road, Worthing BN11 1HQ www. worthingtheatres. co. uk / 01903 206206
WE ARE BRONTE // 18 MAR
Morecambe and Wise meets David Lynch in this madcap reimagining of the Brontë myth, presented in Publick Transport’ s irreverent and playful style. The real and imaginary worlds of Yorkshire’ s literary siblings are the inspiration for an evening of physical theatre and eccentric comedy, as two performers deconstruct not only gothic themes of love, madness, repression and revenge, but also themselves.
7.30pm. Price: £ 14.50 Connaught Studio, Union Place, Worthing BN11 1LG www. worthingtheatres. co. uk / 01903 206206
VINTAGE FAIR // 18 MAR
Vintage fashion, homeware and records with carefully curated stallholders from around the south east and London.
From 10.30. Price: £ 1 King Charles Church Hall, 5 Warwick Park, Tunbridge Wells TN2 5TA www. facebook. com / events / 1743481415979628 / 01892 511745 19