HA HA HA ….
Two men went bear hunting . While one stayed in the cabin , the other went out looking for a bear . He soon found a huge bear , shot at it but only wounded it . The enraged bear charged toward him , he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could . He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step . Just as he reached the open cabin door , he tripped and fell flat . Too close behind to stop , the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin . The man jumped up , closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside , " You skin this one while I go and get another one !"
S E T T I N G U P C A M P
The loaded mini-van pulled into the only remaining campsite . Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent . The boys rushed to gather firewood , while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils .
A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters ’ father , “ That , sir , is some display of teamwork .” The father replied , “ I have a system — no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up .”
Remind You of Anyone ????
The guys are all at a deer camp . No one wants to room with Bob , because he snores so badly . They decide it isn ’ t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time , so they vote to take turns . The first guy sleeps with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot . They say , “ Man , what happened to you ?” He says , “ Bob snored so loudly , I just sat up and watched him all night .”
The next night it is a different guy ’ s turn . In the morning , same thing – hair all standing up , eyes all bloodshot . They say , “ Man , what happened to you ? You look awful !” He says , ‘ Man , that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring . I watched him all night .”
The third night is Fred ’ s turn . Fred is a tanned , older cowboy ; a man ’ s man . The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed . “ Good morning !” he says . They can ’ t believe it . They say , “ Man , what happened ?” Fred says , “ Well , we got ready for bed . I went and tucked Bob into bed , patted him on the butt , and kissed him good night . Bob sat up and watched me all night .”
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