HA HA HA ….
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, " You skin this one while I go and get another one!"
S E T T I N G U P C A M P
The loaded mini-van pulled into the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.
A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters’ father,“ That, sir, is some display of teamwork.” The father replied,“ I have a system— no one goes to the bathroom until the camp is set up.”
Remind You of Anyone????
The guys are all at a deer camp. No one wants to room with Bob, because he snores so badly. They decide it isn’ t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they vote to take turns. The first guy sleeps with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They say,“ Man, what happened to you?” He says,“ Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it is a different guy’ s turn. In the morning, same thing – hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They say,“ Man, what happened to you? You look awful!” He says,‘ Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”
The third night is Fred’ s turn. Fred is a tanned, older cowboy; a man’ s man. The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.“ Good morning!” he says. They can’ t believe it. They say,“ Man, what happened?” Fred says,“ Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night.”
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