Or these people crowded on a lightrail…
“Why is it always crowded whenever we go on this thing, honey?”
“I don’t know, because it’s always about the time when people are either on their way to or getting back from work?”
“Why do you always have to use logic on me? Why can’t you just let me be unhappy about the ride?”
“Because. You know what, how about we just stand in silence then? You know, since I’m saying all the wrong things.”
“Fine.”
Or even, these bus stop joes...
"Whay ain't the bus here yet? We've been waitin' nearly thirty minutes!"
"Patience, patience. I'm sure it'll get here soon. You shoutin' isn't going to help anything though."
"Don't tell me what to do."